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FTCAC

FTCAC pronounced "FAT CAC"

FTCAC in an acronym that stands for: Fucking Theory Crafting Armchair Commando

FTCAC in an acronym created by Orcgazmo of Illidan. It is a World of Warcraft term meaning:

1) Person that is very knowledgeable about his class and is able to theorize what spells to cast, on what cooldown, what X amount of raid stats to maximize Raid potential in order to Heal, Tank, and DPS more effectively.

2) A person that will post a 2000+ word thesis on your guilds forums on how to Tank, DPS, and Heal <Insert Boss Name Here> More better.
1) God damn... those Raiders on Elitistjerks.com are some FTCAC'n MoFo's.

2) Ryujjinn and Hellscow... you guys are FATCACs with your 200 posts on how to play a hunter and kill Anub during P3.
by Orcgazmo of Illidan November 28, 2009
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focacta

An adjective meaning 'wrong', 'messed up', or somehow screwy.
A common misspelling of Yiddish farkakte. Probably somebody thought it looked more official as a Latinized word.
by yiddishExpert April 23, 2007
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Focaccia

noun; a delicious flat bread topped with spices (such as basil or rosemary) and other products (garlic, olive oil).
Mmm...I could go for some delicious focaccia right now.
by Cluck Cluck April 1, 2007
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Fucactus

Short for 'fuck a cactus.' Usually used as the predicate of a sentence.

It is also commonly used against someone who is stubborn and needs a rude awakening to what is actually occurring.
Jill: My mom is such a bitch.

Jane: I know, she seriously needs to fucactus.

Jill: Ow...
by BriFee June 19, 2009
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how the focaccia?

a way to ask someone how the fuck they are
Mate: Oi desmond, how the focaccia????
Desmond: yeah not too bad mate
by rubyrafiki October 20, 2013
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Mr Focaccia

An Italian man who walks around his place of work never doing any actual work and eating morsels of food here and there (a grazer). Often times you’ll see him at his desk making coffee, set against a blank computer screen. Other times he’s devouring focaccia bread with a healthy dosing of olive oil.
Oh, here comes Mr Focaccia, with focaccia in hand. Did I hear he said he’s making coffee? What about those plan drawings that are due?
by doing a great job July 1, 2019
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Fucack

1. An exclamation of anger, surprise, distaste, dislike, pain or pleasure.

2. A way of saying "fuck" without the social taboo of dropping the f-bomb.

Can be pronounced as:
fuh-cack
fuh-cock
foo-cack
foo-cock
1. "Fucack! I just stubbed my toe."

2. "Fucack, that is one fine ass car."
by D-Sacc February 11, 2009
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