Stands for "Fudge packer for life". A FPFL is a person who packs fudge for a living. Not like a hershey bar but like packing poop with a penis in a butthole. It is the male version for CMFL which stands for "Carpet Muncher For Life" Many people may think this may be man on woman, but it aint. Can be pronounced "Fepfull" just in case any of those goddamn homo-sexuals find out what it means
Bill: Hey Flamboiant Gay, how are you?
Flamboiant Gay Male: Fabulous!!!
Bill's Friend: Bill don't talk to him he might make you his FPFL!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.