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Fucking Laughing On The Inside. Hardly anyone laughs out loud with a simple text. But the ones that cause a SEG Shit Eating Grin followed by a LOTI Laugh On The Inside) that equals a FLOTI.
Situation 1
Girl 1: OMG can't believe you hooked up with the quad last night!
Girl 2: His chair was so hard though.
Girl 1: FLOTI

Situation 2
Dude 1: You see the girl Scotty is trying to hook up with?
Dude 2: Yea
Dude 1: She has a dick, I found out last weekend!
Dude 2:FLOTI
by kNePpCrEaTsWoRlD March 26, 2012
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