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Fucking Laughing On The Inside. Hardly anyone laughs out loud with a simple text. But the ones that cause a SEG Shit Eating Grin followed by a LOTI Laugh On The Inside) that equals a FLOTI.
Situation 1
Girl 1: OMG can't believe you hooked up with the quad last night!
Girl 2: His chair was so hard though.
Girl 1: FLOTI

Situation 2
Dude 1: You see the girl Scotty is trying to hook up with?
Dude 2: Yea
Dude 1: She has a dick, I found out last weekend!
Dude 2:FLOTI
FLOTI by kNePpCrEaTsWoRlD August 13, 2012
Urban Dictionary Merch

Floating island of reprisal 

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.
Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!

filotimo 

Filotimo (or Philotimo) is best understood as ones responsibility to himself as a human being to always act in accordance with righteousness and honor. Even if ones wealth, safety, freedom, or even life is at peril, one that lives by this virtue will always choose to do the right and honorable regardless of consequence. The idea of filotimo goes beyond the idea that one needs no motive to act in good faith and for a good cause, and suggests that for a sentient being, right and honorable actions should be the only acceptable behavior. It therefore requires a universal (or at least well-established) sense of morality, and a "golden standard" of behavior, which must be reached by all means possible, and by any sacrifice necessary. This term unique to the Greek language may apply to individuals, groups, or even Greek society as a whole, and may refer to any kind of action or behavior. Filotimo is often seen as the "prime vitrue". It comes from the words φίλος = friend and τιμή = honor.
Benevolent is the man who acts by filotimo alone.
filotimo by Thodor1s September 8, 2016

Floriana 

The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's the most perfect girl in the entire world. She's beyond gorgeous. She's intelligent, funny and once again beyond gorgeous. She will make you laugh everyday even at the worst mood. Don't let her go, your life will end.

I love you Floriana
She's amazing! She's a Floriana.
Floriana by Thatguysdsd December 9, 2012

Floaties 

(noun) The bacteria that can be seen and found in water of a works container than has been used many times over. This is the direct result from people taking their used rigs and redipping them into the water to clear them for yet another use. A very nasty phenomenon and one that is completely avoidable.
Robbie was one nasty mother fucker, especially when it came to slamming dope. Not only did he not care to use needles from others, usually the waters he had sitting nearby almost always had floaties in them.
Floaties by Nikki Stixx November 14, 2020
Florian is a very handsome and kindhearted person. He is a great friend and listener, and very smart as well, so he will always have something helpful to say. But he is best known for his humor and ability, to always make everybody laugh. If you are so lucky, to already have a Florian in your life, don’t ever make the mistake of letting him go.
I saw Florian yesterday, he made me laugh so hard, I cried
Florian by Princessbubblegum16 August 14, 2019

Jessie & Florian 

Jessie & Florian forms the best duo that has ever seen by humankind. It is the epitome of harmony and stability. Their loyalty is a blessing to all of us and we should all be grateful for their existence. Simpletons should bow to their supremacy, along to their beauty that carries envy amongst all the Gods and Goddesses of the Cosmos. Jessie & Florian should never quit each other because they are two harbingers of hope for each other, hence supporting themselves in period of tumult and doubt.

Bonus: Florian's reading of Le Petit Prince has been the greatest soporofic tool ever known to us, as it can make princezna Jessie asleep in 30 sec chrono.
Your dad: Jessie & Florian are the best duo i've seen in all my lifetime.
Jessie & Florian by NarcisseOui April 19, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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