flaming anus

(vulgar) To envelop one's penis with an organically derived irritant (e.g.: hot sauce) and engage in anal coitus.

I'm gonna give you such a flaming anus, you're gonna beg hell to lube your hiney!

by Sanhadrian November 10, 2007

flaming anus

to pour hot sauce all over your dick and fuck a girl in the ass with it, afterwards, she licks everything off

Man, I gave her such a good flaming anus last night, she had to stop 1/2 way thru to cool it off!

by ddrisgay4000000 February 10, 2007

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006