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FUCK-WIT: noun

1) The person suppling a given situation's fuckwittery.

2) An extremely stupid person who is not content to merely be dull and quiet, but must attract attention and attempt to influence situations based on half-formed thoughts and impulses.
Many people say our president is a f*ckwit, and I'd have to agree with them.
by Jes Caylor September 20, 2005
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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Someone who is a total fuck but is also a halfwit. Sometimes defined as one who is a dimwit and a fucktard as well.
by Tate Hemlock December 16, 2005
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