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Extended Causality Hypothesis

A theoretical hypothesis proposing that faster-than-light (FTL) phenomena, including warp drives and communications outside normal spacetime, preserve causality by appearing to observers within spacetime as if they were traveling at luminal speeds. This hypothesis extends the conserved causality principle to FTL scenarios by suggesting that spacetime functions like a computer plane: spectators (entities outside spacetime) perceive and maintain the causal relationships that observers (entities within spacetime) experience as potentially paradoxical. In practical terms, a warp drive doesn't violate causality because from the perspective of any observer within spacetime, its effects propagate exactly as if constrained by light speed—even though "outside," something else is happening. This elegantly resolves FTL paradoxes (like the tachyonic antitelephone) by proposing that causality is preserved not within spacetime but by the larger dimensional context in which spacetime is embedded.
The hypothesis has profound implications: it suggests that paraphysics and parasciences may be valid fields studying phenomena that interact with spacetime from outside—exactly the kinds of things that seem impossible within spacetime but might be perfectly coherent from a higher-dimensional perspective. It also explains why we can't perceive dimensions beyond 3D-4D: our observer-status within spacetime means we only experience the "projected" version of reality that preserves causal consistency. The extra dimensions are real; we just can't see them from inside the computer plane.

Example: "The warp drive test seemed to show the ship arriving before it left—a clear causality violation. But the Extended Causality Hypothesis suggests that from outside spacetime, the sequence was perfectly preserved; we just couldn't see the higher-dimensional context that made it consistent. The paradox wasn't real; it was just the limit of our observer-perspective."
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026