Exchange Rape

When you are about to go on holiday and need to change to foreign currency at the last minute, only to find that they are offering a poor exchange rate. This may be on a ferry crossing or at the airport, or when you use an ATM in the foreign country only to find out later that your bank screwed you over.

Guy back from holiday: What's this on my bank statement? $22 for a cup of coffee and a bagel??

Friend: mate that is exchange rape if I ever saw it

Guy on Ferry: I wanted to switch some money over to Euros before we dock, but I changed my mind after seeing the exchange rape

Exchange Rape by Fezzington September 25, 2009

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Exchange rape

Rape a man or woman get paid money for life unwilling Prostitution

She let's men exchange rape her so she can feed her kids.

Exchange rape by 459395 March 5, 2022

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Exchange Raped

The feeling you get after changing a US dollar.

I went to Canada and got Exchange Raped. I changed $100 and got less back.. And everything there was twice as expensive.

If you go to Europe, prepare for a rough dry exchange raping.

Exchange Raped by SteelerfaninPeru August 23, 2012

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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