Exchange Rape 

When you are about to go on holiday and need to change to foreign currency at the last minute, only to find that they are offering a poor exchange rate. This may be on a ferry crossing or at the airport, or when you use an ATM in the foreign country only to find out later that your bank screwed you over.

Guy back from holiday: What's this on my bank statement? $22 for a cup of coffee and a bagel??

Friend: mate that is exchange rape if I ever saw it

Guy on Ferry: I wanted to switch some money over to Euros before we dock, but I changed my mind after seeing the exchange rape

Exchange Rape by Fezzington September 25, 2009

Exchange rape 

Rape a man or woman get paid money for life unwilling Prostitution

She let's men exchange rape her so she can feed her kids.

Exchange rape by 459395 March 5, 2022

Exchange Raped 

The feeling you get after changing a US dollar.

I went to Canada and got Exchange Raped. I changed $100 and got less back.. And everything there was twice as expensive.

If you go to Europe, prepare for a rough dry exchange raping.

Exchange Raped by SteelerfaninPeru August 23, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004