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An Ewatts is a clever fucker that will always be there for you. A close friend that is just like a brother. The only thing bad about them is you better watch out when they are drunk. They can eat a lot of munchies, sometimes get pissed and throw things at you, or the ever so often disappearing act that sometimes includes them losing their keys, items they were wearing, and falling down or falling on their face.
Ewatts sometimes says "ShupBitch" or makes noises like "BLaAaaTt"

Ewatts usually wears shitty teams like the Lakers and good teams like Duke.
by LumberjackBigT February 24, 2009
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