by beck. October 28, 2008
james gianoutsos
by Sargeant Buttface Jackson March 20, 2019
fucking retarded boys who have nothing better to do than pretend to be top dog and strong when really they’re weak as fuck and u could literally snap them in half. they may roll u so watch out bitches. they literally deserve to rot in hell also next time you see someone who’s an eshay make sure to scream “ILL ROLL YOU MATE” just to see their amazing reactions
oh wow look it’s the eshays they think that every girl likes them when we all think they’re CRINGE and ugly
by guccigang42069 January 3, 2019
an eshay is a name given to people who think they are tough asses when they are just little insecure morons. They do thinks like, smoke, vape and steel from poor normal innocent people. These bastards can't get normal or proper clothing so instead they get things like tns or 97s. They also buy things like dark hoodies, baggy shorts and fanny packs thinking they look the best in the world in fact, i can't believe these dicks can actually afford these clothing brands. These insecure morons think they can fight when they are actually little insecure bitches. if you know an eshay who thinks they are better than anyone else in the world, please help them.
by eshaysarebad August 3, 2019
an eshay is an australian lad who usually has a middle part with a bucket hat or cap. typically they will wear nike tns or airmax with baggy shorts and striped t shirts (usually tommy hilfiger or polo). they meet up at train stations, skateparks, maccas or shopping malls to vape or smoke pot. occasionally they will go out to the city at night to take lsd with the boys and find some drunk girls to fuck and probably give gonorrhea to.
by untuck nigga July 16, 2019
idiots who think they're awesome but they're just real gay asses or boys who think they're "lads" (who are also gay) but are just pasty white kids who think they're awesome cuz they where flat hats, trackies and nikes.
pasty white kid wannabe 1: oi broo ! guess what ?
pasty white kid wannabe 2: yeaah broo ?
pasty white kid wannabe 1: i totally beat up this year 4 kid and got 30 cents of him broo !
pasty white kid wannabe 2: eshaaaays brahh!
pasty white kid wannabe 1: yeeeeeah eshays !
pasty white kid wannabe 2: yeaah broo ?
pasty white kid wannabe 1: i totally beat up this year 4 kid and got 30 cents of him broo !
pasty white kid wannabe 2: eshaaaays brahh!
pasty white kid wannabe 1: yeeeeeah eshays !
by kateexox November 17, 2009
Dumb fucks who like to vape and beat up people at train stations, eshays can’t talk properly so in stead of normal words they use 2 words eshay, and brudda. Beware of eshays they can be found at schools and train stations in Australia
They are eshays
by Dumbfuckergayaids October 1, 2021