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Esequiel 

A hot Latino man that isn't afraid to show you his soft side... but you better brush up on your Spanish! A true "caballero" (gentleman), Esequiel will prove to you that chivalry isn't dead - first he will wine and dine you, and then take you back to his pad for some passionate lovemaking. From a dazzling smile to a down-to-earth personality, Esequiel is a charmer and will forever be your "one that got away".
Jen: "What's wrong?"
Me: "Omg Jen, I can't stop thinking about Esequiel. I'll be damned if I find a man like that again!"
*sobs into Cosmo magazine*
Esequiel by yourlocalqueer69 January 20, 2019
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Esequiel 

Esequiel is the type of guy who will put others before him. He is loving, smart, cares about his family first, and has a kind heart. If you get an Esequiel in this life. Don’t let him go! He is the best guy you’ll ever meet! And he’s also VERY cute and gives the BEST cuddles!!
Girl one: man that Esequiel guy is so cute!
Girl two: I know, I wish I had him:(
Esequiel by Fairy princes24 August 26, 2019

Esequiel 

a homosexual male or female

often used to describe something stupid or unfortunate. originating from homophobia. quite preferable among many teenage males in order to buff up their "masculinity"
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Esequiel by vncdgb hfhabgfbghs September 20, 2011

Dirty Esequiel 

Used as an action verb: A "Dirty Esequiel" is when you are charmed with loquacious, and witty banter. Before you realize what's happened you've "given up the nanni" in a deplorable, lascivious, semi public manner.
Sandra was hangin at the party with us and an hour later she was caught in the parking lot getting a Dirty Esequiel.
Dirty Esequiel by The real PLGB April 1, 2020
-An Incredibly handsome lad

-Astoundingly intelligent and witty
-Is quite charming
-Isn't afraid to get down and dirty
-Is a polymath
-Aspire tho be an ideal example of the "Renaissance Man"
-Is interested and has some knowledge on vast fields of knowledge, from Philosophy to Quantum Physics
-Is an existentialist
-Is an agnostic

-A hopeless romantic
-Adores musicals especially "The Phantom of The Opera"
William: James is such an extraordinary person .
Richard: He sure is an Exequiel
Exequiel by The Angel of Music September 6, 2016

Ezequiel 

Ezequiel - A street smart man , is a very loyal friend, has an outstanding personality, Gift from god him self , loves his women in & out
Ezequiel , u are everything I've wanted
Ezequiel by Dictionaryforyou March 27, 2017

Ezequiel 

Someone who is so utterly perfect. There are no words to describe how perfect this person is, it just seems as if God himself purposely spilled all of his perfection potion in the making of this human being.
“I need me a perfect person like Ezequiel.”
Ezequiel by Dlon725 September 9, 2019
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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