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Erdwin's are charming, funny and extremely sexy. Erdwin's typically are extremely playful and love to swing their 7 inch cock in any girls face. They always get all the hot chicks in town and never fail to achieve their goals. If you ever happen to encounter an Erdwin be grateful and thank god because his skinny dick never fails to put a smile on any girls face!
Girl 1: Oh my god gurl did you see Erdwin looking so yummy today???

Girl 2: Yes sistur bet his dick is yummy too!
Erdwin by ImSoHot999 June 17, 2018
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Erwin Smith

Often you've heard God be addressed in the bible. However, what you didn't know was that God was also mentioned in a series that started on September 9, 2009. This series was then adapted to a full-color sequence known as Attack On Titan on April 6, 2013. Upon watching, God isn't often presented until the 104th Training Corps Arc.

They refer to God as Erwin Smith. He has the sky's most golden hair, strawn and made through the many working hands of angels. The bluest eyes that put the sea and sky to shame and two wings adorn above those pools of water. Two BIG... and VERY WELL GROOMED wings bared before all who have the pleasure of being in this god's presence. Intellectual call it God's Wings of freedom. A symbol of the cause this man has put his heart and dedication too.

You may call him, Danchou? Commander? alluring? Beautiful? Sexy? Hot? Attractive? Breath Taking? Adoring? One of a kind? Amazing? Wonderful? Etc...

With every God, there is also a Goddess. That Goddess being Levi Ackerman also known as Captain Levi. Who was taken under Erwin Smith's watchful and very fixed gaze. Erwin Smith loves this goddess, though he is a man- we will still refer to him as a goddess. Because let's be honest... He fits the definition well.

Acknowledge that Erwin Smith, also known as God was the real reason why Attack On Titan was so amazing.
"No one's slick as Erwin, No one's quick as Erwin. No one's neck is incredibly THICC as Erwin's."

"Where is the commander?"
"He's in his quarters. Playing Monopoly with Captain Levi."

"If I could, I would gulp down all of Erwin Smith's bathwater. That's a fact."
Erwin Smith by OurGodErwinSmith January 18, 2020
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Edwin Elijah Diaz

Is an artist/rapper/multi-instrumentalist from New York. Best known for the album Rock Is Sleeping featuring hit songs such as Fish Have Feelings, Betrayal Has No Friends and September Cries.
Edwin Elijah Diaz the American singer-songwriter from the Bronx.
Edwin Elijah Diaz by AK47 USA November 26, 2018

erwin rommel 

Erwin rommel was the winner of 1940 tour de france along with his ghost division

He was then secretly executed by adolf hitler because he killed killed him on mw2
Paris:you cant just break the lines and take Paris in 3 days
Erwin Rommel:haha panzer go vroom
erwin rommel by Cptn Flint November 4, 2020

Edwin fix 

The term Edwin fix is a software industry related term describing an exceptional piece of code that solves either:
1. A single serious bug
2. Multiple issues causing bugs.

It is a term well known for complimenting a software developer's work and encouraging good coding practices.
The pull request you submitted is a real Edwin fix.
Find an Edwin fix for the issue.
Edwin fix by HarlequinManny June 9, 2021
Edwin is a very kind and caring person. Even though sometimes he seems down he will always try his best to help you be happy. You can always count on him to be there for you. He is very fun to be around and makes a great movie buddy. Has a great smile and an amazing laugh. He is very loyal and will wait as long as it takes to be with the person he loves. His taste in music is immaculate. He won't ever judge you for who you are and will try and be friends with everyone he meets. Edwin is so lovable and sweet. Can be innaporiate at times but is very funny and everyone always wants to be around him.
Hey edwin
Edwin by getete October 28, 2020
A shy person at first but once you get to meet him, he’s hella talkative and loves hanging out with his friends. He gets into dangerous and dumb shit all the time. Overall Edwin is a caring person and always apologizes when needed.
There goes Edwin blowing up stuff again
Edwin by I hate/kinda like my life October 9, 2021
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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