Elkford 

Elkford is a small town on the Eastern side of B.C. , Canada. Although small, it is well known throughout the valley. Mostly for it's frequent bush parties.

Things to do in Elkford: Nothing realisticly, unless you enjoy wildlife. Some residents enjoy chasing deer as a hobby. Hunting is also quite popular, unless your an animal-rights person.

Something that has picked up lately in the area, is an epic dance move. You make 2 fists, pound them twice above your head, and twice below. Do this to a beat of a rather faster paced song, and you'll fit in just fine.

Elkford doesn't get along very well with it's next-door town, Sparwood. The reason is unclear to some people, unless your in the highschool.

*Epic music plays*

Elkford person: Hey! This has a good beat.

*Elkfordians do Elkford dance*

Outsider: ... Wth?

Elkford by Jonnered July 29, 2010

Elkford log splitter 

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease

My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.

Elkford log splitter by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Claire Elford 

Claire Elford (クレア=エルフォード; Romaji: Kurea Erufōdo) is the central character of Witch's Heart. The game introduces her as a lover of cute, pretty, and girly things. Despite her feminine stature, she is shown to be a very capable fighter when it comes to handling and battling demons on her own using her powerful kicks. However, she is quite an airhead, as observed by the other characters and admitted it herself.

Person A; Claire Elford is the best character in Witch’s heart

Person B: I agree with that! She surely is cool!!

Claire Elford by Nekociel August 25, 2021

elkfordfoot 

A regionally-specific reference to the vast number of women sporting 'camel-toe' in or around the East Kootenay, British Columbia township of Elkford. Coined circa 2007 (Elk's Hoof = Camel Toe)

She should NOT wear those jeans - it shows off her massive Elkfordfoot.

elkfordfoot by Michael Horvath and Jamie Oben February 9, 2010