eiba

batshit crazy toddler

"wow that kidis such an eiba, look at how they ravaged the sandbox"

eiba by KermitEatsRice January 22, 2022

Eiba

eiba is an amazing batshit crazy toddler, (eg usually younger than the people they hang out with, not actually a toddler). they're very aggressive in the best way possible. also, very gender. that's it, just gender. and most likely a good human being. yes, its a name, and yes, this is the only definition in this website you'll find of it.

take a hot guess who this was written by.

hey did you see eiba today?

yeah! they said hi to me in the hall

Eiba by Eibadoesgames January 22, 2022

Ghost of Eibar 

A term used to describe pionel pessi who ghosts against big teams, most notably Bayern Munich. He loves pens, made up awards, the refs, and Eibar!!!

Chad: Leo Messi is such a fraud!
Timmothy: Hey don’t speak of my dad-idol like that!!
Chad: Give him pen or he’ll ghost 😡

Timmothy: B-but world cup!!!
Chad: Just admit it. He’s the ghost of eibar
Timmothy: yeah you’re right my idol is finished but I can’t get his meat out my mouth so I’ll keep defending him

Ghost of Eibar by IllegalAssBeaner April 1, 2023

Lord of Eibar 

Lord of Eibar is a local legend(the cute dwarf) from Camp Zoo who always perform well against Eibar, Mallorca, Alaves.

Pessi is our hero. he is deserve to get Lord of Eibar D'or Award this year.

Lord of Eibar by Raj Kazhar August 18, 2020

Eibar 

PESSI

PIONEL PENDRES PESSI IS KNOWN FOR TERRORIZING EIBAR TWICE A YEAR, AND IS NOTHING WITHOUT XAVIESTA MOSTLY KNOWN FOR ROBBING BALLONDORS

Eibar by PESSI EIBAR ROBBING PENALTY May 19, 2022

Eibar-Man 

A professional footballer from Argentina who is popular for statpadding goals against lower table teams. He goes to Europe with a bottle in his hand, gets eliminated, cries and returns to Spain and lashes out at Eibar.

I needed 13 goals for this game in my betslip. Lucky for me, Eibar-Man just came on.

Eibar-Man by KPOOR September 6, 2020

Eibarman 

A finished professional footballer from Argentina. He ghosts in clutch important matches and prefers to stadpad against small teams like the sides of Eibar, Elche or Mallorca. When he's at it, he likes to shamelessly celebrate his goals from 5 yards against those sides.

Did Messi score today? No, but Barcelona plays against Eibar next week. Perfect game for Eibarman to getting called the goat.

Eibarman by Yooooooooooooo1110000 November 5, 2020