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eiba by KermitEatsRice January 22, 2022
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Eiba
eiba is an amazing batshit crazy toddler, (eg usually younger than the people they hang out with, not actually a toddler). they're very aggressive in the best way possible. also, very gender. that's it, just gender. and most likely a good human being. yes, its a name, and yes, this is the only definition in this website you'll find of it.
take a hot guess who this was written by.
take a hot guess who this was written by.
Eiba by Eibadoesgames January 22, 2022
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A term used to describe pionel pessi who ghosts against big teams, most notably Bayern Munich. He loves pens, made up awards, the refs, and Eibar!!!
Chad: Leo Messi is such a fraud!
Timmothy: Hey don’t speak of my dad-idol like that!!
Chad: Give him pen or he’ll ghost 😡
Timmothy: B-but world cup!!!
Chad: Just admit it. He’s the ghost of eibar
Timmothy: yeah you’re right my idol is finished but I can’t get his meat out my mouth so I’ll keep defending him
Timmothy: Hey don’t speak of my dad-idol like that!!
Chad: Give him pen or he’ll ghost 😡
Timmothy: B-but world cup!!!
Chad: Just admit it. He’s the ghost of eibar
Timmothy: yeah you’re right my idol is finished but I can’t get his meat out my mouth so I’ll keep defending him
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Lord of Eibar
Lord of Eibar is a local legend(the cute dwarf) from Camp Zoo who always perform well against Eibar, Mallorca, Alaves.
Lord of Eibar by Raj Kazhar August 18, 2020
Eibar
PIONEL PENDRES PESSI IS KNOWN FOR TERRORIZING EIBAR TWICE A YEAR, AND IS NOTHING WITHOUT XAVIESTA MOSTLY KNOWN FOR ROBBING BALLONDORS
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Eibarman
A finished professional footballer from Argentina. He ghosts in clutch important matches and prefers to stadpad against small teams like the sides of Eibar, Elche or Mallorca. When he's at it, he likes to shamelessly celebrate his goals from 5 yards against those sides.
Did Messi score today? No, but Barcelona plays against Eibar next week. Perfect game for Eibarman to getting called the goat.
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