Egg in a hole

Egg in a hole is a traditional Nordic breakfast, it was first made by the Viking tribe Na-Hee-Wae. It's a peice of bread with the centre cut out and the egg is fried in the middle. The Vikings preffered this breakfast due to the ease of eating it. They were able to eat it just like toast or a sandwhich and get enough protien and energy to carry them through battle.

Thor: Must prepare for battle, toast no good.
Bob: Why not have egg in a hole!
Thor: Good idea! I'll put bacon between 2 of them!

Egg in a hole by Interminable Deftness March 28, 2011

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Some egg in a hole

Classic joke, do you want some egg in a hole? Sounds like do you want smeg in a hole? Implying that, if you said yes, you want smeg in a hole.

Nick: Good morning David, you want some egg in a hole for breakfast?

David: Thanks Nick, sounds great I'll take some

Nick: *Unzips pants*

David: Oh I get it lol.

Some egg in a hole by sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa September 7, 2019

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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scabbage

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.

Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!

scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010

Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

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