1. The state of being that balances on the fine line between friendly and flirtatious.
2. Derived from Latin slang term, EBUNGULATE, v. which means, "to enjoy coitus with ones neighbor's hot 18 year old daughter whilst utilizing a sharp instrument to extract the colon of a small mammal, usually a swine or a large bob-cat.
2. Derived from Latin slang term, EBUNGULATE, v. which means, "to enjoy coitus with ones neighbor's hot 18 year old daughter whilst utilizing a sharp instrument to extract the colon of a small mammal, usually a swine or a large bob-cat.
She's acting awfully ebunkular but I can't if it's because she wants some of this man-meat or if she just thinks I'm gay.
by ACwordsmyth November 28, 2007
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2. The act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.
2. The act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.
Match.com guys have a tendancy for premature ejunkulation, usually five minutes after your first conversation.
by CluexFour May 13, 2010
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To sell one's entire dogebonk crypto currency portfolio (usually at a loss) at the start of a dip in the market which then later recovers. Meaning you have to buy back in at a loss (so you've lost twice) . It's a real embarrassment, similar to that of ejaculating prematurely when you see the downward curve of a ladies titties. You've made a mess of the sheets, embarrassed yourself and you didn't get to have sex. With premature ebonkulation everyone knows you did it though because they can see your wallet transaction history.
Man, did you see that whale blew his entire stack at the start of the dip? He bought back in later at a loss, the Muppet! - that was some serious premature ebonkulation.
by dogebonker69 November 26, 2021
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