East Lansing High School 

A black-supremacist high school where it's not safe to be white.

I want an education, instead of having to protect myself. I am white, so I will not be attending East Lansing High School.

East Lansing High School by iotbw January 28, 2023

East Lansing High School 

A school in Michigan with 1000+ teens who don’t know how to act. The school is very divided and you’re either solo or in a huge group of friends that eventually will break off. The staff is nice with a few exceptions but like every other school the teachers have favorites, and fall out of love with their job and it shows. Party’s always kinda suck because no one knows how to have fun anymore. The girls there are pretty and kind (on the outside) but also will stab you in the back, a lot of them are insecure and sad but they hide it with trying to overachieve at everything. The guys there like to get with every girl before they “settle down” and don’t know how to make up their minds about anything + they’re mediocre looking. I hope everyone at ELHS can get their heads out of their asses and be a little nicer. It’s not that hard. We do pretty good at sports though.

I went to East Lansing High School

East Lansing High School by homerspimpson20 April 15, 2020

East Lansing High School 

A high school located near Michigan State, full of potheads, groups with names, and fake-ass bitches. Nothing of interest happens except for Lame parties and Calender's, oh and fat girls peeing behind couches. Someone is always claiming to have gotten raped, by a group of guys who have tiny penises (The Fam), or someone is trying to get blown by a freshman. Hookup lists are common. Half the girls wear more makeup than clothes (The 7 aka the 4ht). Girls always have something to bitch about and are frequently sloppy drunk. 99% of the guys come back from lunch smelling like weed. Freshmen are whores, sophomores are whores, Juniors are whores, and the Seniors are whores. It sucks, besides egg wars.

Person 1: Wow, Did you go to that East Lansing Party?
Person 2: No, I heard it was lame as fuck and someone got rapped.

Cutler: Look how small my dick is!
Drew: Mines smaller. Dang We have typical East Lansing High School dick.

Haley: Do I have enough makeup on?
Taylor: Nahhh, you don't look East Lansing high School Hot.

East Lansing High School by Truthbeyocthies November 3, 2011