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A small public school. With the new expansion the students are all proud of the size of thier new school (less then 1/3 the size of a private high school). The school is in an middle class town filled with somewhat spoiled kids. Most of the students are middle class and lower-middle class spoiling themselves because their parents can't afford a private school who get drunk and smoke weed, and just like every other public school, is filled with gangs and bullies. The public school is going nothing but down cause of budget cuts (classes&clubs&etc). The budget cuts keep getting worse and east Islip is almost equal to the Central Islip High School and the Brentwood High School and is bound to become a thousand times worse because in history at first there was only private schools for the rich kids who could afford them, public school was just a cheap schooling system created for the kids who are too poor to afford a real school. If you go to East Islip High School your probably poor thinking your rich.
-dude my parents are planning on switching me to East Islip High School
-dude your fucked, almost every class there has been removed cause of budget cuts

E.I. Student- I went to East Islip High School
College Student- Never heard of it

E.I. Student- With the expansion our school is so huge!

Private School Student- lmfao this school is so puny and so small, I can't believe it's a real high school!

E.I. Student- Everyone at this school is upper class and rich!
Private School Student- Oh my God, I feel so bad, it's so tiny and puny here, everyone is soooo poor, I didn't know schools in America could be like this!
by East Islip Student March 22, 2013
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A school you can easily get bored of. Every girl is the same pink wearing Michael Kors basic bitch. Every guy is homophobic, sexist and racist (even though they try so hard to be black) they talk shit about schools like central islip and bayshore as if both schools are mostly populated by wild apes and they’re all secretly afraid of CI. They’re all really fake even if you think you’re best friends with someone they would quickly stab you in the back for a better group of people. East Islip is also a very very big victim of favoritism. So every teacher has their favorites and only those will be given the teachers all and tips to succeed and everyone else in thrown under the bus. In the sports department the coaches give little to no shits about what their kids do as long as they win the next game (which never happens because once again East Islip sucks) if you look down the music hall quickly it looks normal. But eventually you realize that the music teachers have their favorites. It doesn’t matter if they can’t sing or act or fucking play the tuba correctly. School with little diversity and a lot of wanna be black people like I said before. Horrible school would not recommend I mean on google I’m pretty sure it has two stars so I mean there you go. 0/10 would not come again. Please move to central islip or bay shore where the teachers actually give a flying fuck about the students.
East Islip high school is the perfect place to plan out your suicide.
by themostmiserablepersononearth January 15, 2018
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