East stroudsburg South is the name for the high school in East Stroudsburg, PA located on North Courtland Street. It is currently undergoing a large renovation to update the building and make more room for growth based on the recent population influx and the need to remove all the asbestos from the building. The school boasts some very successful sports teams including football, girls basketball, soccer, track and rifle. Contrary to popular belief, the athletes at East Stroudsburg South don't take steroids. This was a rumor made up by some bitter North students who can't accept that they'll never beat South at football. East Stroudsburg South is a bitter rival with Stroudsburg and the two teams face off on Turkey Day every year for the Little Brown Jug. After East Stroudsburg North opened in 2000, they fancied themselves as a rival for South but seriously. They suck ass at everything. East Stroudsburg South's school colors are purple and white and their mascot is the Cavalier. The South campus is the far more superior campus as the North school is almost entirely populated by New Yorkers and wannabe white kids who insist that they're actually black.
I went to the Civil War game last night East Stroudsburg South vs. East Stroudsburg North. It was a slaughter again when South beat the shit out of North.
by Former South Student 03 March 18, 2009
A recently built high school in Dingmans Ferry, Pennsylvania. Built because the East Stroudsburg School District became so populated they had to split into 2 different school systems. Although the name of this school system is East Stroudsburg North, it is not located in East Stroudsburg or even Monroe County. In fact, it is about a 30 minute drive away from East Stroudsburg. The school is filled with many wannabies, posers, and black/hispanic kids from new york/new jersey. Because they suck in all of their athletics, they claim that the ORIGINAL east stroudsburg highschool, East Stroudburg South are their rivals. However, east stroudsburg south has been rivals with stroudsburg highschool for almost 100 years. East stroudsburg north needs to relize that south is not their rivals and they need to relize they are horrible in football. North has never beaten south once in football. Never.They do have a decent girls basketball team, but this is only because there school has tons of tough black girls from new york city. so overall, this is a shitty school that can not even compare to the original east stroudsburg highschool,eastburg south, or any other highschool for that matter.
East Stroudsburg North Student-"Yeah man, our football team was amazing this year. We were almost .500!
East Stroudsburg South student-"Haha, well we won the Mountain Valley Conference again and you guys sucked, again. Well i have to go get ready for Turkey Day against our rivals, Stroudsburg. Get a life!
East Stroudsburg South student-"Haha, well we won the Mountain Valley Conference again and you guys sucked, again. Well i have to go get ready for Turkey Day against our rivals, Stroudsburg. Get a life!
by east stroudsburg south student December 21, 2008
The place where the spanish teacher can have an affair with a student and still keep his job and no one questions it. They have no concept of what heat is
by LEmurz69 February 6, 2018
When you consume large amounts of corn and peanuts, and then pick the undigested bits out of your shit and feed them to someone you hate, preferebly a girlfriend your about to break up with, without their knowledge nor consent.
That fucking whore's gunna get a East Stroudsburg Dinner for Two!
She ate a dinner for two, that scumbag!
She ate a dinner for two, that scumbag!
by timarian December 21, 2005