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A male who rims his own ass, likes to pig-blap other males. Another common name for these people are Squiggles Mc. Ass-lancer. An Earlf dislikes his own willy thus he steals them from victims.
"Earlf" - Hey dude can i ass-lance you ?
"dude" - No!
"Earlf" - O c'mon
"dude" - Just no you earlf !
"Earlf" - Well im stealing you willy then ....
"dude" - Touche
by Mr Swifty December 04, 2006
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