Ear Butt 

This is the smell substances that grows around your ear piercing. It is know to be chronic bacterial infection. Thus the ear produces an ass like odour.

Oh please darling I rather you not lick my ear tonight it smells like ear butt.

Ear Butt by Nowheredotcom September 28, 2013

Butt ear

It is what happens to you ear when you pick up a Butt Dial before the inadvertent caller quickly hangs up as you are listening.

Jimmy gave me a case of Butt Ear when his phone kept butt dialing me on his walk.

Butt ear by JOC3NJ December 18, 2022

ear-buttons 

1. The skinny cartilaginous wings lining the anterior edge of the external auditory canal. Also called the tragus.

2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.

Do you always stick your fingers in your ear-holes when you hear Counting Crows?

No, I just push my ear-buttons.

What are those?

The little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don't get your fingers gross with earwax.

Sounds complicating. I think I'll just stick with wax-fingers.

ear-buttons by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008

Ear butter 

When a voice is so smooth it is described as butter (but for your ears and not your mouth because it's sound and not food)

"damn dude, that guys voice is ear butter"

Ear butter by Jeff Dunham October 26, 2017

ear butter 

A copious amount of earwax

I can't hear you cuz I gots the ear butter, yo.

ear butter by cybertoothhellcat November 12, 2007

Earbutt 

When a person has their headphones/earbuds in a public place and someone else rudely interrupts/butts in.

Rachel is sitting on the bus listening to Lady Gaga.
Mike: Hey what's the weather like tomorrow?
Rachel: Dude, stop earbutting!!

Earbutt by 541465168198741 June 29, 2018