Some real white kids from Ohio. But yet they are so gangster with it, it's unbeliveable. They take some of the most gangster songs around and 'whiteafie' them. So gangster it's crazy. The Boys;

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"Hey man did you see that black guy pumpin' that E.P.M. Crew?"

"Fo shelia mayne! E.P.M. is pretty amazing! I like their 'White Tee' Remix. That shit is hilarious; "I`m a white-E,I'm a white-e"

"Them mo' fuckers live in Ohio? I guess not everyone there are fuck jobs. The E.P.M. Crew is super black for being white guys."

"Go Get their CD. The title is fuckign hilarious "Peep Them Bitches in a Honda"
by [e.99]Miracle August 27, 2004
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Epm stands for ‘eat poop monster’ it is one who rarely does anything apart from Eat and Poop they can be annoying or u can just about stand them they come from the mister man family and only give a shit if it has something to do with food.
‘Sara is such a epm did u see her at the party just munching away ignoring the whole world ‘
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EPM, Alias James Kim.

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You just got owned by EPM!
by Ehpumnizer December 30, 2004
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noun, slang for Excedrin PM sleep aid.

most commonly used in plural form.
"man, im gonna take 8 epm's and gota sleep"
by cl9ud October 27, 2003
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