ELRealMario64

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An internet troll who's known for commonly harassing the sonic fanbase. Also known for running various troll clans across the internet, most notable clans owned/ran by EL were Anti-Sonic Enterprises(A.S.E) and The Mushroom Empire(aka T.M.E). The most common thing said by ELReal is "LMAO". To this day people still take him serious never understanding he's a troll.

Did you know ELRealMario64 was trolling you the whole time?

ELRealMario64 by shroomgirl June 15, 2018

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ELRealMario64

A well-known internet pedophile who likes partaking in certain activities, such as molesting his generals (mostly aged 12), being bullied by Thejeterman into losing weight, sending dick pics to 15 year olds, calling people "Sonictards", saying LMAO, and just being a clown in general.

ELRealMario64: *exploits children for sexual favors*
Thejeterman: *reports to elreal's local police dept.*
Subreddits: OMG STOP RUINING INNOCENT PEOPLE'S LIVES!!!1!!!15
ELRealMario64: trolled lmao

ELRealMario64 by OG_RICO August 31, 2019

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