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R. Lee Ermey 

The actor who carried out the role of quite possibly the coolest film character of all time, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket." At the drop of a dime, he could gouge your eyes out and proceed to skullfuck you. Loves the Marine Corps and his country, but can't stand subordinates who are "fucking comedians" or doughboy privates like Vincent D'Onofrio's "Gomer Pyle." For the record, never let the man find a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, for he'll have no reservations in ripping your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call."

Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches.

Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.
"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!"
R. Lee Ermey by Nicky J September 27, 2004
Related Words
EDMey • emey • edgey • edme • Edmee • Edmel • edmentum • edney • Edreys • eddey

R. Lee Ermey 

The baddest motherfucker to ever roam the land. More epic than Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris thought he was the shit until R. Lee Ermey opened a can of whoop-ass on him.
R. Lee Ermey by Not a Real Marine October 18, 2010

edmentum 

The worst schooling website ever created, a glorified slideshow. Many schools subjected their students to this torture following the COVID-19 pandemic as many were forced to do remote learning. Edmentum works slide by slide, teaching students the same coursework they learned last week, and the week before that, and the week before that.
Student 1: God damn I hate edmentum. It's the same shit over and over again
Student 2: Maybe if they had a budget higher than $5 it would be better.
edmentum by Russlol November 3, 2021
A Victorian ladies name which regained popularity in Glasgow high society around the 1940's. An 'Edmere' is likely to enjoy crosswords, brandy, closet homosexuals and furless cats- their fur obviously being used for her underwear. Up until the turn of the century, it was believed that only one 'Edmere' existed, however just last year Queen Elizabeth II gave birth to one. An 'Edmere' can be recognised by her un-even gait and penchant for French haute couture.
"That lady really is something else, check her grill..."
"Yeah man, she's an Edmere."

"I called up the Edmere but it was closed, wanna get a chinese instead?"
Edmere by John Broadfoot April 26, 2008
A georgous and talented person who is made for the camera. She is an amazing friend and sticks up for them no matter what. She is bright and georgous and the luckiest people know an Emey
Girl 1: Omg that girls so georgous
Girl 2: Yeah she's definitely an Emey
emey by Iamdagummybear January 13, 2017
Edreys is a lyricist from Buffalo, New York. His songs actually tell stories and his production isn't the average, "Boom, Boom, CLAP," like many songs today. His production is musically based and all types of people can appreciate his tunes.

Edreys (pronounced E-DREASE) translates into the “one who masters the pen”.
Edreys is The Sidewalk Scholar.

"Edreys doesn't have to rap about his chains and cars, he has 'superman swag.'"
Edreys by mackrock17 April 3, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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