Dyarities 

It is the worst case of diarrhea ever encountered by humanity and it is only acquirable via a dork (male reproductive organ of whales) and it is non-stop diarrhea for 24hr only a few cases have been identified but have never been released into the media

Joe has dyarities he might not make it if we don't take him to the hospital

Dyarities by Dr. Dyarities November 6, 2010

Darties 

When it is so cold the nipples are hard and they resemble darts.

Man, I'm so cold my darties are poking through my shirt!

Darties by MR.T from Texas October 16, 2009