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To be dweebed is when you are so beyond drunk or high that you actually find the girl you are trying to rail interesting.
Bro 1: Dude, how many drinks have you had last night? You only had to buy her one to get in her pants.

Bro 2: Too many, I was dweeb'd out. We had a 45 minute conversation about the pidgeons that live on her roof. I didn't even get it in.
Dweeb'd by LayDoo January 11, 2012
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Squeeba Dweeb

A "Squeeba Dweeb" is a universal derogatory slang name or "Nick-Name" for a person with a wide variety of traits.

A "Squeeba Dweeb" has been formerly identified as a "Simp".. or "Nerd" or "Trick A** Hoe" of a person.
"Hey Todd.. Look at that "Squeeba Dweeb" over there, buying all that crusty broads drinks, he thinks he's going to get some poontang." or.. "Hey You "Squeeba Dweeb" get away from my car, your studded belt is going to scratch my paint"..
That dude with the pocket protector is such a dweeb.
dweeb by x January 22, 2003

alpha dweeb

A nerdy, socially awkward person who, in the company of other dweebs, takes on alpha male characteristics and dominates the group.

synonyms: king of the dipshits
Derrek mocked Pinter's incorrect Cylon reference.

"Um, hello, there were no LASERS in the Cylon hands, they used machine guns, thank you."

Pinter cried inside at the furious mocking from the alpha dweeb.
alpha dweeb by effdot June 5, 2009

loser dweeb 

A loser dweeb is the combination of two devastating insults combined into one powerhouse of an insult. To break it down for you:
loser- someone who just isn't cool and seems to fail at everything
dweeb- someone who is inept at most things, especially around other people

Typically calling someone a loser dweeb should be reserved for only the most catastrophic of blows, they are also generally Welsh.
'Ayo Kai take your dick out that sheep and come play roblox you loser dweeb'
loser dweeb by SpreadEmGood November 29, 2018

dweeb in a rusty sack 

A real seggsy phrase to describe your sibling
Person 1: hey brotherrrrrr come hereeeee
Person 2: no! Shut up!

Person 1: dont be such a dweeb in a rusty sack.
A person regarded as physically and socially awkward and has little confidence, sometimes they're just plain foolish, often on account of being overly studious.
"That kid is such a dweeb."
Dweeb by Razaphale January 10, 2013
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