Dutch Alarm Clock
I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock.
Dutch Alarm Clock by Xeneric December 30, 2010
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Dutch Alarm Clock
The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.
I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.
Dutch Alarm Clock by LiquidShadow8 January 22, 2007
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Dutch Oven Alarm Clock
when someone dutch ovens someone else, but while they are asleep and it smells so bad that they wake up gagging and gasping for air and have to stick their nose and mouth out of the blanket to be able to breathe and not suffocate in the horrid smell.
Dutch Oven Alarm Clock by teeny peeny September 1, 2009
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
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