Dusty Dick 

1. When a male has not had intercourse for a long period of time. This is considered to be the cause of a "dusty dick," in which the male's penis is in fact, dusty, from lack of use.

2. To go for a long period of time without intercourse, resulting in a penis covered in dust.

3. To go a long period of time without anything or anyone touching one's penis.

4. A layer of dust covers one's penis boxers. This follows a dry spell.

Maybe, but you're the one with the blue balls and a dusty dick.

Dusty Dick by FinNdFerb November 4, 2010

Dusty dick 

When you put it in an old lady

Tim: yo I fucked Marge.

Phil: nigga you got that old puss

Tim:she’s only 76
Phil: bro you got dusty dick now. Prolly look like baby powder on that shit.

Dusty dick by Boys ain’t shit May 29, 2018

Dusty Dick

When your penis falls off and runs away, and by the time you catch it, it’s been in the dirt and is covered in dust

I have a dusty dick!

Dusty Dick by the other man in the shadows January 23, 2026

Dusty dick dip 

When you put your cock into a car exhaust, then pull out your schlong, then a girl sucks of the dust and soot

I want Kendall Jenner to give me a dusty dick dip.

Dusty dick dip by GrandmasChesticles February 7, 2020

Call of Duty Dick Rider 

One who plays nothing but Call of Duty and can not accept the fact that Battlefield is way better just because the ride it's dick and just buy it because it's title say CALL OF DUTY and because a new one is made every year.

Friend: Yea, so you gonna get that mw3.
Me: Nope, that's a waste of money, bf3 is badass.
Friend: Battlefield sucks. everyone's turning in their copy for mw3.
Me: It's because you and everyone else are "Call of Duty Dick Riders".

Call of Duty Dick Rider by tmerc November 15, 2011

dusty dickins 

When baby powder is placed in a partner's ass crack (as if powdering a baby during diapering), and a man gets behind the 1st partner.

The 1st partner then facts onto the man's penis, covering it with a puff of powder, or a "dusting".

Iafter the cattle rustlin' we were all a bit moist sown under, so we asked our women-folk to give us all some dusty dickins.

dusty dickins by KingofSpain357 June 23, 2016

Dust your dick 

An expression/suggestion used in situations where someone hasn't fucked in awhile, thereby making his dick "dusty"

"dude, u've been cockteased by so many girls lately, its about time you dust your dick

First person: I havent fucked in awhile, i need to dust my dick

Dust your dick by duster87 December 21, 2008