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Dunworth 

An contagious disease typically occurring after marriage. During infection, the purchase of a leather sofa may seen life altering. Classic symptoms of Dunworth include bringing whack cheese dip to your house and setting your alarm clock for 3AM. Contact with a couple infected with Dunworth should be limited to wife-swapping.
"Dude, they got a griddle for a wedding present!"

"I know, they caught a case of Dunworth."
Dunworth by awesome9999 April 17, 2009
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john dunsworth 

He was a legendary Canadian actor known for his roll of Jim Lahey in the TV series Trailer Park Boys. He will be deeply missed and is probably up in heaven getting drunk with Jesus
John Dunsworth was an excellent actor
john dunsworth by Dat ass girl October 17, 2017

Orvilled and Dunsworth 

To be Orved & Dunzed as the grandchildren would say but yet, still not know exactly why, constitutes this term ever the more humorous as an old money, high society knee-slapper of a joke. When used in its original full length format it can be soothing for the soul as comedic relief by these aristocratic snobs. This tells of their apathy in life, yet humorous notation of tragedy experienced by others same; who through some type of Wall Street disaster, had instantly lost all financial ability to maintain like social standing and living existence.

To be Orvilled and Dunsworthed is to meet financial Armageddon when 'rolled over' are all assets to pay an outstanding liability. To be Orvilled Nothing can dig out, these of the once affluent from said predicament. To be Dunsworthed …Except the grandchildren maybe? Orville Dunsworth is a dug from the grave character in the movie, “Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things!”
It's not nice to make fun of the Orvilled and Dunsworthed!
Orvilled and Dunsworth by gravy111 November 24, 2010

Dungworth 

A dungworth is a person who is worthless and lazy. They often fart and eat their own excrement, and believe poo is the most valuable substance in the world.

They are often found to be poo gazers that like to gaze at their own poo too and chew on their own poo sticks.
"You fucking useless dungworth, stop poo gazing."
Dungworth by Matt Sparks December 14, 2008

Dungworth 

A fat, ignorant meat gazer. Enjoys gazing at his poo. Recently has been known to suck on his poostick.
"You stupid dungworth"
Dungworth by Matt Sparks December 13, 2008