Pronunciation (Dump-Skee)

A Brewsky (beer) Offered to one who is taking a dump. Usually offered through an awkward closed door conversation.
Person 1: "hey man, are you taking a shit?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "May I kindly offer you a dumpsky?"
Person 2: "F*ck yeah."
by Arctangent McKraken September 18, 2009
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A person who gets high while taking a dump.
Whys he in the bathroom... He's getting dumpskie
by Swagmastermaukauday December 21, 2013
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created when presenting fecal matter to and object i.e. toilet, bush, chest, a friends hat, etc.
Dude, i had so much for diner and i gotta take a massive dumpski now! Save it for later man, you can give that bitch a cleavland steamer tonight! :D
by nick swizzle January 30, 2005
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A little bitch. She always makes me slave around for her. She is a big time thot and honestly i h8 her. she wants me to die.
That "Camryn Dumpski" makes me cry!
by hecccccccccin June 7, 2018
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A polite way of saying you have to take a shit
Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!
by The Double E August 27, 2023
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