Dumpling Dan

Someone who is named Daniel and eats a copious amount of dumplings.

Person 1: Is that Dumpling Dan over there?
Person 2: Nah man Dumpling Dan was like 250 pounds last month no way.
Person 1: Dan is like 700 now man I heard he didn't leave his house for 10 days and just ate dumplings.
Person 2: Wow now that I looked closer that is Dumpling Dan, the pure dumpling diet must be terrible for you.

by PoggersWords May 26, 2022