Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley August 1, 2012

duck pond simulator

One of strong Bad's computer programs. See: taking_a_break.exe

run "Duck_pond.exe"

Strong Bad

by E. H. Steve June 15, 2003

dirty duck pond

Diarrhea

Man, I just went to the bathroom and left a dirty duck pond after eating Taco Bell.

by Broncogal February 8, 2016

I bet all the ducks in my pond

A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks

"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."

by pigeon cc February 26, 2018