Du·Quoin (Do-coy-n)
Noun
1. A fictitious place where things that don't happen anywhere else in the world are the norm.
2. The social dwellings of creeps

Things that don't happen anywhere else include
1a. Intense Stalking
1b. Car drivebys (not shootings like in the city, rather stalkings)
1c. Town rivalries

Synonyms: "The Dookie"
She is from The Dookie and her life is not real.

Is this a Sitcom or are we watching DuQuoin (Illinois)?

Forget Laguna Beach, DuQuoin is the new gossip town.
by Jackinthebox1717 November 23, 2009
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