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dry biscuit 

Some thing that has gone wrong or is really bad
Man 1:That fires gone out
Man 2: Dry biscuit
dry biscuit by lysander September 7, 2005
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dry biscuits 

A phrase with no room to be interpreted sexually. Used when needed to clear the mind of any sexually disturbing or inappropriate thoughts.
andrew: dead baby sex

sarah: dry biscuits

Dry Biscuits 

That sounds like a strange sti you get from doing anal.
"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"
Dry Biscuits by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016

Dry Biscuits 

A strange sti you get from doing anal.
"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"
Dry Biscuits by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016

Drabiscuitphobia 

The fear of biscuits, especially dry ones. It’s not a biscuit if it’s crumbling, it’s just a cracker?!?! Whatever you do, never bring up dry biscuits around this person because they’ll make it personal and come for ya head. Mention of biscuits is followed by Bubba Rage. Common people with this fear are named Isaiah, Bubba, and Ichoke.
Ayo, ain’t that boy got drabiscuitphobia?? That boy Bubba afraid of biscuits!!!!
Drabiscuitphobia by Baller3302 February 10, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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