dry goods

the good shit

john- psst, hey ben, ya got the good shit?

ben- you mean the dry goods right?
john- yeh men, that kush, the dry goods, i need it now
ben- aight man, i gotchu

by dopefreshhh July 25, 2016

dry goods wagon

The term given to any large woman who puts out like she's sexually available but is, in reality, either a prick-tease or a frigid bitch.

Wendy waddled down the local bar in her denim shorts which threatened to be torn asunder by her enormous size and her neon pink boob tube. She flirted with all the guys but when it came down to it, she cock-blocked them all even though she was instigating all the flirtations herself. She took her not inconsiderable heft home alone again, the old dry goods wagon she was turning out to be.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017