The act of defecating an eggplant shaped turd. Such turds are semi-soft, but very thick and bulbous at one end and slim and tapered at the other appearing just like an eggplant. The Eggplant turd requires tremendous, initial force to push the bulbous, girthy end out but is followed by a relatively smooth evacuation of the more tapered end. Eggplant turds are most common in weekend drinkers suffering from dehydration and poor fiber intake.
After a long weekend of binge drinking, Carl woke up on Monday morning suffering from the worst stomach ache. He went to evacuate his bowels and found himself Dropping an Eggplant. After several minutes of intense puckering and release actions of his sphincter, he finally achieved release.
by Ben Dribblin March 02, 2015
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