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Dreamspell 

Some new-age bullshit interpretation of the Mayan calendar by a nit-wit named Jose Arguellas who thinks he's an incarnation of an ancient Mayan prophet or some shit. Basically he has a bunch of ignorant hippies thinking that the Mayans were cosmic alien galactic travelers and that the end of the world is coming in 2012. *sigh* When will people learn?
Hippie #1) What is your Dreamspell galactic signature?
Hippie #2) Blue Magnetic Eagle
Skeptic #1) Hey you air heads - you realize the Mayans never used that new age mumbo-jumbo terminology right?
Dreamspell by Jacaranda May 16, 2007
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A mental illness caused when someone is so obsessed with dream they consider them self dreams child/relative
Person 1:I'm dreamself
People who aren't fucking weirdos: you have five seconds to get out of my face or I'm calling the police
dreamself by Green-ish dirt February 3, 2022
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Dreamseller 

A dreamseller is somebody who "sells" a dream of them not being who they really are. They say whatever they can to make others believe they are better off than they really are. They tell what people want to hear.
They sell a dream of being someone else's view, whether right or wrong.
At some degree we all have a dreamseller in us, but you cant be a full blown dreamseller unless your case is extremely bad to the point of leading a double life.
the term was coined by brandon novak.
There's also a book about his addiction with this title.
brandon novak is dreamseller, he "sold the dream that he was a recovering addict, with a job and a good life. In reality he was a homeless heroin addict threw out on the streets selling his body for dope pills.
Dreamseller by dreamseller January 30, 2009

dreamseller 

its a name to call someone when they are on herion or just a sang word for the name herion
"Why would I call you dreamseller, that's a name for heroin"
dreamseller by kier tufan July 13, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026