Dr. Rockso is the un-natural
love child of Paul Stanley (lead singer of KISS) and
David Lee Roth (lead singer of Van Halen). He is a
rock and roll clown. He does cocaine. His video for "I'm Just a Rock and Roll Clown" was banned by music television, because you can see his junk-through his jumpsuit. KAKAKA-YEAH!
"Look what you've done to this
rock and roll clown."-Def Leppard
"Aw, that is Dr. Rockso. I invited him overs, no bigs deal.."--Toki Wartooth
"I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants-that's
what I did today"--William
Murderface