Dr. Rockso is the un-natural love child of Paul Stanley (lead singer of
KISS) and David Lee Roth (lead singer of Van Halen). He is a rock and roll clown. He does
cocaine. His video for "I'm Just a Rock and Roll Clown" was banned by music television, because you can see his
junk-through his jumpsuit. KAKAKA-YEAH!
"Look what you've
done to this rock and
roll clown."-Def Leppard
"Aw, that is Dr. Rockso. I invited him overs, no bigs deal.."--Toki Wartooth
"I woke up with a clown's hand in my
pants-that's what I did today"--William Murderface