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Doucheblocker 

A former friend on facebook or other social web site gathering spot who first chewed you out publicly in an irrational and cruel way and then blocked you from interacting with them before you could respond.
First, she sent me this, "You continually insult people at every turn you get. I don't have time to go back and forth and I wouldn't think you do either. Not sure why the negativity but I choose to focus on more positive things and friends who don't have to hammer down their politics at every turn. I'm sure you'll have some response to this which will just prove my point. Happy facebooking!" And then she blocked me. What a DOUCHEBLOCKER!!!
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douchecockery 

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans
Cut the douchecockery steve im busy
douchecockery by papaelozo January 21, 2011
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doucheknocker 

A female version of a fartknocker or a buttknocker.
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some doucheknocker neutralised a hat!!! ♪
{~850ms silence}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
doucheknocker by Telephony January 23, 2021

douchelicker 

someone that licks used douches
dude you are such a douchelicker!
douchelicker by yomoma12234 January 9, 2010

Douchecockery 

General nonsense; To engage in behavior or speech typically associated with that of a douchebag
"I disagree with that argument. It is full of douchecockery."

"There was a great deal of douchecockery at my workplace today."
Douchecockery by Ninjapirajack November 14, 2014

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026