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Doucheblocker 

A former friend on facebook or other social web site gathering spot who first chewed you out publicly in an irrational and cruel way and then blocked you from interacting with them before you could respond.
First, she sent me this, "You continually insult people at every turn you get. I don't have time to go back and forth and I wouldn't think you do either. Not sure why the negativity but I choose to focus on more positive things and friends who don't have to hammer down their politics at every turn. I'm sure you'll have some response to this which will just prove my point. Happy facebooking!" And then she blocked me. What a DOUCHEBLOCKER!!!
Doucheblocker by Pappy_Boyington April 24, 2010
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douchecockery 

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans
Cut the douchecockery steve im busy
douchecockery by papaelozo January 21, 2011

doucheknocker 

A female version of a fartknocker or a buttknocker.
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some doucheknocker neutralised a hat!!! ♪
{~850ms silence}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
doucheknocker by Telephony January 23, 2021

douchelicker 

someone that licks used douches
dude you are such a douchelicker!
douchelicker by yomoma12234 January 9, 2010

Douchecockery 

General nonsense; To engage in behavior or speech typically associated with that of a douchebag
"I disagree with that argument. It is full of douchecockery."

"There was a great deal of douchecockery at my workplace today."
Douchecockery by Ninjapirajack November 14, 2014
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