Douche Plow

The Ulimate Douche...someone who just plows their way through life with unlimited amounts of douchery.

That guy Johnny is such a Douche Plow that he needs a bigger bag to hold the amount of douche nectar he has been handing out.

by Elohdaeh July 23, 2012

doucheclown

Simple insult made up of douchebag and assclown

Man, Pinney is being a real doucheclown

by Tempest3D August 4, 2007

doucheplosion

When a place is crawling with douchebags and the skanks they rode in on.

I don't want to go to that bar: that place is a total doucheplosion.

by repressd September 10, 2009

doucheclown

As the balloon clown creates balloon animals, the doucheclown creates animals by blowing up and knotting douchebags.

Hey Jimmy, quit being such a doucheclown!

by jmurdoch October 22, 2007

Douchepower

Like visual horsepower but douchier.

Jimmy: hey man did you see the size of the stacks on Scott's truck? They're huge!

Dale: yeah man! Î bet they add at least 50 douchepower to that Duramax

by btjohnson June 30, 2014