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Douche Nuts 

A person or thing who is a complete ass-clown with a smeiner/deeto and has no life and is a dick-smack.
Frank is a fucking douche nuts because he wouldn't give me a ride to Tom and Mike's mom's house.
Douche Nuts by One Eyed Jack July 12, 2004

douchenuts 

Someone who is beyond the regular level of douche. So much of a douche that you are the nuts of a douche. Derived from the word doughnut.
What EXACTLY is this guy wearing??? Buttoned, over a button-up shirt?? With all the arms pushed up? What a douchenuts!!!!!
douchenuts by Aasim Syed May 23, 2008