Douche Lick

the ultimate gayass; wack; stupid; punk ass bitch

you're a douche lick

by t-dot-oh June 19, 2006

Douche licker

One who licks douches :-)

Hey, Eric!! Lick this douche (Eric "Yummmy" )

by Justin February 26, 2005

Douche Licker

The act of licking douches

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols

by Pat October 30, 2004

douche licker

a douche licker is a person who is incredibly annoying,rude,a user, and just plain mean.

cody is a complete douche licker.

by allieisawsome January 18, 2009

douche-licking-helmet-wearer

someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)

I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.

by skifreek July 9, 2011

Dousche Lick

An insult to someone, mainly an asshole, telling them they suck so much, they actually lick dousche.

Dude, I hate that guy, he's such a Dousche Lick.

by High Wizard December 19, 2008

douche licker

one who is lame.
or just another stupid comeback :

shut up you douche licker.

oooh, dis.

by Nihoe. June 8, 2007