1. A person containing similarities of a douche bag and a dildo.
2. A combination of douche bag and dildo to offend someone
Person 1: Look at that faggot over there pissing in people's beers
Person 2: What a douche dildo
Douche Dildo: Yo fuck you I'll piss in your asshole.
by Top_Jimmy January 30, 2014
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