Door Job

A Door job is a sex move used by lonely men, trying to get thrills but shoveing there penis into a door, and constantly slamming it. When the penis is red and bleeding it provides satisfaction. Most men prefer to hire a hooker to grease the hinges of the door, to make slamming faster and more effective. From this point on you might require laser surgery to fix , broken bones in the Pelvis area.

Brian: Hey Jake why are you going for Penis Surgery again?

Jake:I think im addicted to Door jobs.......

by BrianRingo July 11, 2010

reverse door job

See Door job;
Same as Door job; but when you lay someone the fuck out when they knock on your door.

"Ryann knocked on Sean's door. Sean reverse door jobbed him"

by Sean Perera November 24, 2007

Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special

Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree

by The back door bandit January 30, 2025