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Donglirious 

Donglirious is a state a person has fallen into when they have had either to much or have had access to zero dong at all, resulting in the subject becoming delirious.
Man oh man, did you hear about Alicia? I guess Barry was dishing her the dong all weekend long, and as a result she became Donglirious and had to miss work. Of all the things you can miss work for in today’s age, she’s missing it due to a serious intake of the old third leg. Sad and yet beautiful at the same time.
Donglirious by Tee Cee Deez March 15, 2020

Donglepuss 

Pronounced: don-gull-puss

Originally of Germanic origin, donglepuss was brought into popularity by chemistry students at UNC Chapel Hill for a generic word of “something dirty”. This word is also a substitute for anything in conversation, especially when attempting extreme perverted ambiguity. Additionally it is characterized under a sub-set of words, which are particularly addictive to say. (IE dinglepuss, close relative to the donglepuss, just smaller)
"Ow you ass hat, you kicked me in the donglepuss"

"Hello there young lady, would like you like me to pet your donglepuss"

"Dude did you see that guys donglepuss"

"Pass me the donglepuss"

dongwipe 

Something you need after a non-swallowing or sloppy blow-job. Could be your old ladys mom or sisters tongue. , if the first two aren't available, a towell or curtain will do. Germy Mongoose claims he uses the crack of her ass.
Oh, you need a dongwipe.
dongwipe by Haremmaster September 1, 2006

donglicker 

slang term for anyone who is being a royal dick in the ass
That donglicker gave me an F on the test!
donglicker by Anonymous June 27, 2003

dongling 

A nonchalant hand job between two men, which is not considered a homosexual act.
Bill and I participated in some dongling last night.
dongling by General DBMS August 5, 2008

donglicker 

Donglicker, quit being a prick.
donglicker by Myva Jyna June 27, 2003