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Donald Dick 

Donald Trump is a dick, that's why he's called Donald Dick.
Donald Dick by fga May 30, 2016

Donald Dick 

When a man gives a woman anal until she opens her mouth so wide that she looks like Donald Duck
-Hey how's your girlfriend coming?
-Good, yesterday we go drunk and I gave a her a Donald Dick
Donald Dick by Chantecleer February 20, 2008

Donald's dick 

When a man has a curly Penis slightly like a duck's.
Shaniqua"my man so curly, he got a Donald's dick"
Donald's dick by MrSMH October 20, 2016

donald trumps dick 

joe: Oh look is you donald trumps dick!
donald trumps dick by krisbek17 October 6, 2020

Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding 

A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!
Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe

Donald Duck Dick 

A man having sex while only wearing a shirt.
I got some Donald Duck dick in the porta potty last night at the concert.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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