Don Dilly

Reserved for males only. Use when describing a 100% walking, talking dildo or talking cock head.

Greasy slicked back hair with gold accessories are often seen on a Don Dilly. Gold pinky rings are common place.
A true Don Dilly is usually full of himself and at the same time full of shit.

I just got back from getting some coffee and watched this Don Dilly chat up the Barista about all his big internet plans and how he is building the next billion dollar cell phone app. He was about 46 years old and sporting a busted suit, a gold pinky ring, clear nail polish and a bus transfer.

Don Dilly by WhatTheHellAreYou October 21, 2013

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Don Dilly

To fuck a broad and cum in less than 12 seconds

I Don Dilly'd that sexy girl the other night....she didn't even feel my dick.

Don Dilly by Don Dilly September 17, 2014

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Dilly Don't

The opposite of Dilly Dilly.

See: /u/DillyDont

"Oh great, Karen is trying to come to the party...Dilly Don't."

Dilly Don't by kcomputer99 November 20, 2019

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Don't-Dillagence

Failing to do one's due diligence.

Wow I shouldn't have done my don't-dillagence before making this trade, I'm already down 90%.

Don't-Dillagence by WildRoseChance November 13, 2025

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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