Don't play yourself
Me, "Don't play yourself, I know you took the last donut!"
Other guy caught taking the donut.... Lolololol
Other guy caught taking the donut.... Lolololol
Don't play yourself by Old Mom January 7, 2017
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Don't ever play yourself
A phrase used to warn somebody not to reveal weaknesses that they might have such as planning their own surprise party or eating a McDonalds after working out. Dj Khaled is the spokesperson for not playing yourself.
-"I miss my bitch so much, I want her back homie."
Reply: "Nigga you broke up with her. Don't ever play yourself man."
Reply: "Nigga you broke up with her. Don't ever play yourself man."
Don't ever play yourself by Keith Conlan September 11, 2016
Related Words
Don't play yourself • Don't ever play yourself • why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself • why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself? • Don't play games with me • don't play • don’t play • Don't play the game if you can't play the game • Don't play where you eat • Don't play with my emotions
why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself
Sally: "Hey 'sup dude what you up to?"
Bob: "Sally, Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"
Bob: "Sally, Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"
why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself by 12ed-13lue January 28, 2007
why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself?
A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.
Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.
why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself? by NapDynoGosh January 28, 2007
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