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Dog Garbage 

1. the garbage left on the floor by an unsupervised dog.

2. any undesirable person, or their face.

3. your mom's face.
"dude i went into my living room and my dog had destroyed my toaster oven" "oh we've got some Dog Garbage then, and i'm not talking about your mom's face.
Dog Garbage by facepuncher9000 January 16, 2011
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Dog garbage 

Something so foul that, if given a garbage can and the full understanding that whatever that goes in that garbage can is gone forever, even a dog would deem it garbage.
Turn that shit off, that song is absolute dog garbage
Dog garbage by wakethewinds January 28, 2025

garbage dog

A lazy trashy person that probably drinks more mountain dew than water and cringes at the idea of eating vegetables. Also one that loves little ceasers hotnready pizzas.
Man! Paul hasn't come in to the office for a week. What a total garbage dog!
garbage dog by dewboom November 5, 2013

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage 

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026