Dog Faced Gremlin

When a broad is so repulsive and so ghastly as to appear to the viewer as a Dog Faced Gremlin. This is especially true if she drives a Dodge Neon. Commonly abbreviated using its acronym, D.F.G.

After throwing up in an Osborne's parking lot "Hey dude, did you drink too much tonight?" "Nah man, I just caught a glimpse of the DFG!"

Dog Faced Gremlin by Pize October 13, 2004

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Dog Face Gremlin

A really ugly girl you pick up at a bar when you are in a slump and just want some ass.

steve and james got shitfaced at the bar last night and slump busted with a couple of dog face gremlins.

Dog Face Gremlin by Steve U. August 3, 2006

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Dogfaced Gremlin

Nick name used by professional wrestler Rick Steiner; A term used to describe an ugly woman with a bad attitude.

Hey, it’s the dogfaced gremlin.

Dogfaced Gremlin by SiL3Nt J September 30, 2023

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dogfacedgremlin

one who resembles a gremlin; with the face of a dog

mikey p, you's a dogfacedgremlin!!

dogfacedgremlin by ryantorgerson November 12, 2009

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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