Dodge the Dog
1) Avoiding the person you are semi-embarrassed for having been involved with, as in a one night stand.
2) Avoiding the spouse or significant other.
2) Avoiding the spouse or significant other.
1) "Man, I just managed to dodge the dog. Lucky you were here to talk to so I didn't have to acknowledge that dude I hooked up with last week."
2) Joe: You having dinner at home with the wife, aren't you?
Jim: Nah I'm dodging the dog tonight and was gonna come play poker with you and the guys.
2) Joe: You having dinner at home with the wife, aren't you?
Jim: Nah I'm dodging the dog tonight and was gonna come play poker with you and the guys.
Dodge the Dog by tsukoi August 18, 2011
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